Early to the factory tomorrow - so we just jerk each other off and don't give a fuck

"Well, since she lost," I didn't even have to talk her into a blowjob

Mutual masturbation makes you cum - great, no need to fuck tonight

I thought it would break, but she had no problem taking it in her mouth and sucking it

Are you jerking off to me? It's okay. 👌🏻 But we'll have sex together

I was just trying to make a joke! I had to jerk his real dick off

Let me jerk you off, too, because I'm a stoner and you need an orgasm

Friend girl is trying to stand me up again — at least jerk me off, bitch